Thursday, June 10, 2010

Enemies pt. 2

Dear friends of the cause.

Something terrible has happened. The struggle has escalated to violent heights. Last weekend I was the victim of a hate crime – a lynching if you will. Walking home after a night on the town with my ginger compadres, I was attacked by three men. They knocked me down and kicked me several times. They even took my phone, so that i could not warn the rest of the League. As I was knocked down from behind, I can only assume that the catalyst for the brutal attack was the color of my hair, as it was the only distinct feature visible to the assailants.

There is no doubt in my mind. There are people out there, who do not want to see The League of Ordinary Gingermen reach our goal: Ginger equality. And they are willing to use violence to stop us. But we will not be stopped! Though I must implore you, dear friends, do not sink to their level. We are not a violent people, and this is not the time for physical retribution. Gingers are already frowned upon, and further violence would only serve to hurt our cause. We must pick our battles. We will fight them, where we have the upper hand. In forums of eloquence and arenas of wit. And we will prevail! But until then, my dear allies, watch your fellow ginger, for the streets are no longer safe for us.

- Patrick

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2 Comments:

Blogger Louise Ashleigh Jeckells said...

bahahahah this is hilarious!
The men that I set upon you found you!
They got paid to put fear into you patrick- so you can warn your 'crowd' but there is nothing you can do, the battle has begun to 'keep the gingers off the streets'.

mwahahahaha (cue evil laugh)

December 9, 2010 at 7:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it wernt cus u wer ginger its just some people r dicks
i had a friend who was walkin home and he had brown hair 3 guys came up to him from behind broke his leg smashed in his face and left him in the middle of the road and he had never seen the guys before

July 7, 2012 at 3:23 AM  

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