Rise my friends, from your hibernation, for winter is upon us, and the Gods of Weather have blessed us with snow*! Snow is the friend of the fair of skin. The cold, and the snow in particular, forces our enemies to keep their tanned bodies hidden layers of clothes, thus erasing the one advantage that nature has provided them with, whereas the white snow compliments our fine complexion quite well. We are superior this time of year. If the animal kingdom has taught us anything, it is that the most adaptive will be the ones to survive. In nature, certain animals, like foxes, change their fur to match their surroundings. As humans we are smarter than that – we let the surroundings adapt to us. Proving once and for all that people of fair skin are more clever than foxes – and you know what they say about foxes (and if you don't, well I guess this doesn't apply to you).

So trust me when I say that snow is the friend of the gingers, and don't let any one tell you otherwise. Especially not the TV, that roguish ally of the sun (see below). All winter long, it has been trying to smudge the good name of snow, by saying that it's responsible for traffic jams, delayed flights and horrible accidents. But this is a lie. All of that stuff can be attributed to one thing: The incompetence of non-gingers! So do not trust anyone complaining about the snow, for they have been brainwashed by TV. Trust only your friendly neighborhood unbiased ginger blog. Stay tuned for more truth.

*If you are so unfortunate as to be a ginger with fair skin in an environment that only provides sun and never any snow: May god have mercy on you.